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A Red Indian Chief and his son are sitting down one day gazing at the sunset.
The son starts to ask his father, "Father, how do us Indians get our names?"
"It's very simple, son, "The Chief replies, "Your oldest brother was born by a river, so we call him Running Brook. Your other brother was born in the early morning, so we call him Rising Sun. Why do you ask, Broken Rubber?"

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o  come on  I am really not understand

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One day, the farmer's kid came home after a bad day and he is in extremely bad mood.
When he saw the chicken, he kicked the poor foul. When he saw a pig, he gave it another kick.
Noticing all those happened through the windows, his mother approached the boy.
She said, "For kicking the chicken, you will not have eggs for one week. For kicking the pig, you will not have bacon for one week also.
Then suddenly the boy's father coming in the house and also in a really bad mood. He kicked the cat as he strolled through to the kitchen.
The boy then said to his mother, "You want to tell him yourself or should I?"

** if don't understand, support this thread and I will tell u.

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A man is about to have sex with a really fat woman.
So he has to climb on top of her.
Then he asks, "Can I turn the light off?"
"Why? Are you feeling shy?" the fat woman giggles.
The man replies, "NO!! It's fucking burning my ass!!"

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really very interesting sexy jokes.
the chef editor should support more jokes like this! we will support you!

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11th floor
the sentence should be penis must be longer than 1.5 inches
you lost the interpunction dot. how man's penis can be longer than 15inches? Only donkey's!!

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There was this old lady who heard a song titled "Two Lips and Seven Kisses" being played on the radio.
She got hooked to the song and phoned the radio station to get hold of the record company for this song.
However she accidentally called up the gas station.
She asked, "Do you have 'Two Lips & Seven Kisses'?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches."
Then old lady asked, "Is this a record?"
The attendant replied, "No, it's average."

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re 7nd F

so funny this one ,but what mean with "dissapointed"?
I can't find in the on-line Dictionary
who can explain?

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Sorry, the word should be "disappointed". Spelling mistakes. Meaning fail to do something which someone expected.

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that is funny. what an imagination. thanks a lot for your effort. keep on.

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