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原帖由 fanfoxle 于 2008-11-1 22:26 发表
说实话，将我的英语技能用在看黄色笑话上这还是第一次，以前都是用来看论文的——Class? My ass! Six times ON THE GRASS——这句话没怎么太明白。。。怎么感觉是为了追求和50块的grass押韵而编了个300块的class？

用汉语说就是！“300，草地上6次！”

这个太好玩了,so funny! english version is more funny

One day, a rooster was trying to cross a wooden plank to the other side of the river. There was a cat coming from the opposite direction. The wooden plank could only allow one to cross to the other side at one time. Both the rooster and cat did not give in to each other. Reaching the center of the plank, the rooster kicked the cat into the river and laughed so hard. What is the moral of the story?

**Answer will be given soon, if got "SUPPORT" from audiences.

This one is a really great sex joke. I hope I can find more sex jokes like this on this board. Thank you very much for sharing the joke with us.

"Doctor, Doctor, please kiss me," says the patient.
The doctor replies, "I'm sorry. That would be against the code of ethics."
Ten minutes later, the patient says again, "Please doctor, just kiss me once."
"I'm sorry, I just can't," the doctor says.
After another five minutes she says again, "Please!! Please kiss me."
Finally the doctor says, "Look, it is out of the question. In fact, I probably should not even be fucking you right now."

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原帖由 hotrock123 于 2008-12-9 11:56 发表
One day, a rooster was trying to cross a wooden plank to the other side of the river. There was a cat coming from the opposite direction. The wooden plank could only allow one to cross to the other si ...

rooster 应该指 cock，cat 应该指 pussy，但我还是没看出来故事的意思，请楼主赐教，呵呵，送上红心

Answer is:

A wet pussy makes a happy cock.

oh, poor invisible man.  I think that's one of the funest joke I've seen

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原帖由 hotrock123 于 2008-12-12 15:26 发表
Answer is:

A wet pussy makes a happy cock.

哈哈，有意思，这个解释蛮能说得通的。楼主再贴些笑话上来吧！！

fine that be fine  哈哈 奇人太多